J went home so now I am all by my lonesome. This morning I told him he looked skinny and he really appreciated that. I like boosting people's self esteem so I tried the line again this afternoon. I told him I didn't believe he had eaten his burger and fries because he looked so very skinny. This time he said I was laying it on a bit too thick. I thought my compliment sounded sincere.
Tomorrow I will ask him how many times a day he throws up in order to stay so skeletal. I will also tell him that he looks especially tall for some reason.
Five Lovely Songs
- Fidelity - Regina Spektor
- Next Year, Baby - Jamie Cullum
- Chasing Pavements - Adele
- Inside and Out - Feist
- Can't Go Back Now - The Weepies
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You are so funny. You make me laugh very much. Those were both sincere compliments. However, if you tell me I'm looking skinny I will not believe you.
:D
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